I recommend that you store quite a bit of salt. Here is one very practical use for some of it.

Zombie Curse Remover

Find a non-plastic container in which to keep your Zombie Curse Remover. (It can also double as a Peak Oil Stress Reducer and a muscle relaxer)

To each pound of locally sourced salt, add 1/4 cup baking soda.

Select one of these:
1/2 cup dried lavender OR
1/2 cup dried rose petals OR
2 tablespoons dried sage and 2 tablespoons dried lavender OR
2 tablespoons dried lavender and 2 tablespoons dried chamomile leaves

Add the selected herb to your salt and baking soda and mix together.
Label "Zombie Curse Remover". Keep in a safe place, since this is powerful stuff!

To use:

Fill a large tub with water. It must be deep enough to submerge completely. The temperature should be as warm as possible while still being comfortable enough for a long soak.

Add 1/2 to 1 cup of your Zombie Curse Remover, depending on how badly you have been cursed.

Submerge yourself in the tub, slowly and confidently stating "Nanananah, zombies can't touch me." (Say it slowly and seriously, repeating if necessary).

Lay back and soak for at least ten minutes.

Drain the water away and rinse off completely. Do not let any of the salt stay on your skin or hair.

If this fails to remove the Zombie Curse or lessen your Peak Oil stress, come to the Canadian Doomer forum and enlist the aid of experts.